Recently I was away from home for a short while. When I was away I received the following text. I found it again when I was clearing out the inbox on my phone. The text (or at least, the vision I imagined) is so good that I thought I would share it for posterity.
Luna is a cat.
Ok luna opened sachet tomato ketchup last night like bloodbath in kitchen!!!!
[7th October 2023 12:23]
Rendered into better English, with some punctuation.
Ok. Luna opened a sachet of tomato ketchup last night. It was like a bloodbath in the kitchen!!!!
My mind boggled at the imagined image. I'll leave you to do the same. Fortunately our kitchen has a tiled floor.
[28th October 2023]
